This photo is less about Chyna and more about HHH’s rad style. Speaking of wrestling gods who looked way better in whatever they were wearing in the ring, check out Mark Calaway: Creepy Yearbook Nerd.ĭoes that look like the face of a guy who would go on to marry Michelle McCool? Well, that’s not a fair question, because women in wrestling routinely make terrible decisions in their love lives. He should have just stuck to the robes wherever he went. Ironically, Flair’s over-the-top in-ring style was elite-level fashion. But the fact that Ric Flair thought that this outfit looked so damn good should be talked about long after he leaves this world. It’s kind of unfair to include a guy from the 1970s in this trip down memory lane, because everyone dressed like an asshole in that decade. Either way, let he who hasn’t dressed like a total dweeb cast the first stone, starting with the man, the myth, the legend… Perhaps that’s why they’ve bulked up and started kicking ass, or maybe it was just the allure of that Superstar lifestyle. For some reason, wrestlers have always tried to dress like either rock or porn stars, and a lot of today’s new wrestlers were just plain, old goobers back in the day.
Pro wrestlers have a long history of questionable style and fashion decisions, and I’m not talking about what they wear inside the ring. However, there were many men who came before The Rock who should be laughed at just as much, if not more. … so to see him in that old photo is naturally going to make us laugh. The Rock’s current style is everything we’d expect from a wealthy A-lister, and it’s remarkable considering his arms are the size of sycamores…
(Sue me, it was the cheapest.) 2) We’re talking about a former athlete and professional wrestler’s fashion sense. Hell, my favorite article of clothing for a whole year was my Christian Laettner Team USA basketball jersey. I was wearing slap bracelets and Cavariccis back then. Point and laugh at the dork, kids!īut as soon as I saw this hilarious photo of The Rock, I had two thoughts: 1) It was the 90s, man.
But sensitivity and creativity be damned, because here’s a guy who eats a trillion calories for breakfast, takes dumps the size of Buicks and is carving a slot for himself in action movie hero history wearing a turtleneck and fanny pack. It took some time, but eventually The Rock acknowledged the photo in a Tweet, referring to himself as a #BuffLesbian, which was both crude and ripped off from the thousands of other people who made the same or similar jokes.
But this photo was one of the funniest we’ve ever seen, because it is The Rock, and he’s supposed to be one of the biggest, toughest guys on the planet. After all, there’s nothing funnier than old fashion styles rocked by famous people, because it’s just about the only thing we can make fun of them for, at least until they eventually get into trouble with the IRS or an ex leaks all of their sordid sex details in a tell-all book. Synopsis of Children of the Night - ProstStageProduction.Last week, an old photo of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson started making the rounds and it had us all howling with laughter.If you liked these shirt jokes, there is an alphabetical list of joke topics here.Īnd you can have a joke like these delivered on the hour, every hour now by following us on Twitter or liking us on Facebook.
Tried to buy a camouflage shirt the other week, but I couldn’t find any.Ī teacher asks the class, “Can you use a sentence with the word ‘fascinate’.?” One of the pupils replies, “I have a shirt with ten buttons but I can only fascinate”. I used to have lots of shirts that required ironing, then they de-creased. “How do you know, you haven’t tried it on?” “That’s small, I’m a medium”. The shop keeper says “how about this one?” “It won’t fit”. Apparently he’s still at large.Ī psychic goes into a shop and asks to see some shirts. Someone has been stealing shirts locally in order of size. I think he needs some help with hanger management. Usual wear & tear”.Ī friend of mine loses his cool every time he tries to arrange his shirts in the wardrobe. On eBay “For sale, Incredible Hulk t-shirt. “I’m not very good at pressing my shirts”, I said with no sense of irony. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. This week’s page of one liners takes the theme of shirt jokes.